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| User: | kinkybeaver (1218643)
I kill kittens and stomp on puppies.
. . . meow!
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| Name: | Lesley |
| Website: | My Amazon Wish List |
| Location: | Forest Grove, Oregon, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1988-09-25 |
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| kinkybeaver | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: |  Luv SPARk FLiNT (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: |  53376719 (User Profile) |
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COMING TO A DAM NEAR YOU.
(Credit to my wünderbar sister, ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) rienserieux.)
I suppose I should say something about myself... My name is Lesley, a.k.a. Uschi and "Lesleazy"; I am a Lutheran Christian and a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, constantly manipulating you to fit my republican agenda -- a rarity Oregon. Sometimes I can be kind of creepy; stalker creepy too. Yet if I had a stereotype it'd probably be "normal". Currently, I am aspiring to be an attorney, but by the time I graduate from law school I'll probably be old and haggard -- unless, of course, I get my degree online. (Oxford International, baby.) A few of my great loves include horses, Germany and guys, especially German guys that own horses; mmm. I also like music, particularly stuff that doesn't suck, although I love 80s pop. My favorite movie in the whole wide world is the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet (Leonard Whiting, or "Romeo", is my icon -- can you say gorgeous?). I also love horse movies, old school Disney, bunch of comedies, and a handful of musicals. Books can be so varied, so if you care, talk to me... A few peculiarities of mine include that I have self described "wet" sense of humor (opposite of dry) -- I laugh hysterically at everything, not because I'm mean but because I think it's funny; I love yogurt, but only Lucerne; Ebonics (when not taken seriously) is somewhat endearing to me, and I will reguarly refer to people as "G-Dawg", etc. (Everyone's a G-Dawg.)... I am friendly, shy, happy, but can be totally snippy. Again, I laugh at everything, and I DO snort. My horse is the love of my life. I don't like a lot of things... word up. Stalking is such a negative term. I like to think of it as "creating opportunities". Count of persons who have told me I look like Veruca Salt (the rich, spoiled little girl) from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 10
Top 10 Reasons To Date An Equestrian
1. We like it dirty
2. We like to be in control
3. We don't mind being bucked around
4. We like it rough
5. We'll ride it for hours
6. We know how to handle a big girth
7. We love using whips
8. We get on and off easily
9. We're always on top
10. We love high speeds
kinky: Adjective; Inflected forms: kink·i·er, kink·i·est 1. Tightly twisted or curled: kinky hair
beaver: Noun 1. a. A large aquatic rodent of the genus Castor, having thick brown fur, webbed hind feet, a broad flat tail, and sharp incisors adapted for gnawing bark, felling trees, and constructing dams and underwater lodges. b. The fur of this rodent. c. A top hat originally made of the underfur of this rodent. 2. A napped wool fabric, similar to felt, used for outer garments. 3. Oregon's state animal. Go Beavs!
"This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief. " - 1 Tim. 1:15
I run the following communities:
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) _aqha
churchill_downs
cinematic_horse
(in their prime)
The Most Beautiful Men Ever:
Leonard Whiting
Jude Law
Marlon Brando
Paul Newman
Kermy
Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Take Free Advanced Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.comStability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting. trait snapshot:rarely irritated, positive, tough, non phobic, fearless, likes the unknown, self reliant, high self control, confident, trusting, strong instincts, prudent, optimistic, willful, likes parties, prefers a specialized career, takes charge, altruistic, strong, high self concept, adventurous, practical, thoughtful | |
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| Memories:: | 50 entries |
| Interests: | 150: 1987 chevy suburban, a streetcar named desire, accents, american quarter horses, aqha, aqhya, banana chips, banana icecream, banana milkshakes, banana smoothies, bananas, barry lyndon, barry swift, be swift my soul, beastie boys, black beauty, bloodhorse, bmw, bobby's world, breyer, breyer horses, british boys, chase, chocolate bananas, christianity, classical music, clothes, coca cola, comedy, conservatives, counter-strike, credit, david bowie, dogs, dreams, dressage, ebay, equestrian, europe, fghs, forest grove, fried bananas, geldings, germany, god, good charlotte, good grades, guys, hip hop, history, hole, horse back riding, horse racing, horses, hot british guys, hot european guys, hot german guys, hot russian guys, hot smart guys, indie rock, jaguar, jesus, john steinbeck, jude law, keeneland, kentucky, knitting, kurt vonnegut, l33t_life, laguna beach, laughing, leonard whiting, love, lutheran, m, made, makeup, manicures, marlon brando, martin luther, mel brooks, men, mercedes, michael jackson, money, monty python, movies, mr. ed, mtv, music, my friend flicka, my little pony, my super sweet sixteen, napoleon dynatmite, national velvet, nice cars, of mice and men, olivia hussey, oregon, palominos, philosophy, pilates, pink floyd, polo, pop culture, portland, post parade, primus, prince harry, prince william, psychology, puppies, quarter horses, rain, rats, rc cola, republicans, rock, rodgers and hammerstein, rodgers and hammerstein's cinderella, romeo and juliet, sega saturn, shakespeare, shopping, slapstick, slaughterhouse 5, sorry about dresden, spice girls, swift chase, switchfoot, teenage mutant ninja turtles, terry pratchett, the all american rejects, the beatles, the bible, the black stallion, the pixies, the red pony, the united kingdom, theology, thoroughbreds, triple crown, truman capote, turner classic movies, ultima online, veruca salt, western pleasure, winning post, wojtek czyz, working cow horse |
| Schools: | Harvey Clarke Elementary School - Forest Grove, OR
Tom McCall Middle School - Forest Grove, OR (1999 - 2001)
Forest Grove High School - Forest Grove, OR (2003 - present)
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| Friends: | | 55: | _glitterdoll, _horse_icons, _ontherocks_, adifferent_city, amandafan81, brokenintention, cdbassplyr, chef_jeff, cherrypopfizz, chryosechoriath, dragon_chick, dreamin4stars, drunadar, eatingxmemories, gandhi_the_man, greentea96, iconzicons, islandmantsss, kinkybeaver, kiwipickle, krazi_lia, kurtsturtlebaby, lady_j_usa, livingdeadvegan, lizbtropez, lovesdarksekret, lucid999, mbarrow, midwayz, midz, migi_chan, momopeachyqueen, ohmanxitsnicole, peppermint182, rienserieux, saucy_duck, scubasteve0o7, shakeywhisper, shortbus_maniac, silent_sighs55, slpbear1, souldoctor, stellanaut, supertigerbabe, tbonestg, techniclyimnot, texastornadogal, thatswhatisaid, thecakeblog, tjackson, tommydied, upnrunnin, witty_phantom, x_whitney_x, xxloveispainxx | | 35: | _antm6, _aqha, _huntjumpjunkie, amadeus_mozart, aphistoryfghs, beautyremedies, britishboys, christianity, churchill_downs, cinematic_horse, die_frage, equestrian, fghs, horse_care, learn_languages, lutherans, luthseminarians, makeup_fetish, modelhorses, nofuglyhorses, nouglybabies, oregon_gop, pro_republican, questionofgod, racehorse_icons, sadresden, spinsterhood, teenrepublicans, theologia, ultimaonline, vintage_meat, westernpleasure, white_history, youshowgirl, zefferelli_rj |
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| Friend of: | 55: _horse_icons, _ontherocks_, adifferent_city, amandafan81, brokenintention, cdbassplyr, chef_jeff, chryosechoriath, drago_hellrazor, dragon_chick, dreamin4stars, drunadar, eatingxmemories, gandhi_the_man, greentea96, hockeybrian14, islandmantsss, jesus_thesavior, jurex87, k_k_k_k_k_k_k, kinkybeaver, kiwipickle, krazi_lia, kurtsturtlebaby, lady_j_usa, livingdeadvegan, lizbtropez, lovesdarksekret, lucid999, mbarrow, midwayz, midz, migi_chan, momopeachyqueen, ohmanxitsnicole, rienserieux, saucy_duck, scubasteve0o7, shakeywhisper, shortbus_maniac, silent_sighs55, slpbear1, souldoctor, stellanaut, supertigerbabe, tbonestg, techniclyimnot, texastornadogal, thatswhatisaid, tjackson, tommydied, upnrunnin, witty_phantom, x_whitney_x, xxloveispainxx |
| Member of: | 57: _antm6, _aqha, _huntjumpjunkie, amadeus_mozart, aphistoryfghs, beauty101, beautyremedies, britishboys, christiangop, christianity, churchill_downs, cinematic_horse, classiclit, conservatism, die_frage, equestrian, equimania, equineaddicted, fghs, girladvice, hair_care, horse_care, horse_feathers, horse_lovers, horse_photos, horselandfans, horseyteens, horsing_around, law_students, layout_zone, learn_languages, lutherans, luthseminarians, makeup_fetish, modelhorses, nofuglyhorses, nouglybabies, oregon_gop, pie_slices, pre_law, pro_republican, questionofgod, racehorse_icons, ratties, sadresden, spinsterhood, straightmenride, teenrepublicans, theologia, theroadtogoldeq, uiuc, ultimaonline, vintage_meat, westernpleasure, white_history, youshowgirl, zefferelli_rj |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
